Tyrion Lannister: A surprising place to keep the Royal Ledgers.Petyr Baelish: I'm surprised you're surprised. This is the safest place in the city.Tyrion Lannister: Not for bastards (Baelish glares at him momentarily)Ros: That's all of them, m'Lord. (passes the ledgers to Podrick, smiling at him flirtatiously)Tyrion Lannister: Thank you, my dear. Pod- (notices Podrick is staring at Ros' bosom) Pod. (Podrick turns to him) Take them outside. I'll be there in a moment.Podrick Payne: Yes, m'Lord. (he leaves; Ros follows, smiling back at Tyrion and Petyr, who both watch her go)Petyr Baelish: I hear you owe that boy a... significant debt.Tyrion Lannister: Only my life- not all that significant, I'm afraid.Petyrn Baelish: You should have him kighted.Tyrion Lannister: (sarcastically) Ohh, if only the Master of Coin had such power!Petyr Baelish: If only. (pause) I owe you a significant debt. Our redheaded friend (gestures in the general direction of Ros' departure)... you secured her release when the Queen detained her.Tyrion Lannister: Oh- that. Of course. A simple misunderstanding.Petyr Baelish: (smiles dangerously) Apparently, Her Grace believed the two of you had some sort of...special relationship.Tyrion Lannister: We don't. (pause) I did f*** her, once.Petyr Baelish: I know.Tyrion Lannister: (confused) But- we dont.Petyr Baelish: (chuckles) I know- but how would the Queen get that idea?Tyrion Lannister: (smirks) Why don't you ask her? (he heads towards the door, followed by Baelish) Any advice for me, on my new position?Petyr Baelish:...Keep a low profile?Tyrion Lannister: If I had a golden dragon for every time I've heard that stupid joke, I'd be richer than you are.Petyr Baelish: Well, you are richer than I am.Tyrion Lannister:(nods) Good point.Petyr Baelish: They're only numbers- numbers on paper. Once you understand them, it's easy to make them behave. You want a real challenge? (pulls the door open a crack, letting in the sounds of prostitutes giggling.) Try whores.Tyrion Lannister: (smiles) I've tried quite a few. Well, lots of work to do. (cryptically) Enjoy the Eyrie.
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