Joffrey Baratheon: [after threatening to rape Sansa] Time for the bedding ceremony!Tyrion Lannister: There will be no bedding ceremony.Joffrey: [leading Sansa by the hand] Where's your respect for tradition, uncle?! Come, everyone! Pick her up, and carry her to her wedding bed! Get rid of her gown, she won't be needing it any longer! [pointing] Ladies! Attend to my uncle, he's not heavy!Tyrion Lannister: There will be no bedding ceremony.Joffrey Baratheon: [annoyed] There will be if I command it![Tyrion angrily slams his dagger into the table, startling Joffrey, and eliciting horrified silence from the wedding-goers]Tyrion Lannister: [raging] Then you'll be f***ing your own bride with a wooden cock![Lord Tywin, sensing danger, gets to his feet]Joffrey: [shocked, and seething] What did you say?... What...Did you. SAY!?Tywin Lannister: I believe we can dispense with the bedding ceremony, Your Grace. I'm sure Tyrion did not mean to threaten the king. [Tyrion visibly swallows his anger and grins]Tyrion Lannister: [laughs] A bad joke, Your Grace. Made out of envy of your own royal manhood. Mine is so small, my poor wife won't even know I'm there.Tywin Lannister: Your uncle is clearly quite drunk, Your Grace.
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Share your thoughts on this show quote voters with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In