Dorothy: Okay girls, which goes better, the silver chain or the pearls?Rose: The chain.Blanche: An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?Rose: Well that may be, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.Blanche: Yes, but, the chain leads the eye even lower, to that huge "spare tire," jutting out over those square manly hips.Dorothy Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly To Live"?Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?Dorothy: [angrily] Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!!Rose: See, Blanche, you don't know any more than I do. I'm going to run for Fashion Show Chairman.Blanche: Well, you're just wasting your time. Who on that fashion committee is going to vote for you? I'm gonna win.Rose: Well, I don't see how that's possible. Everybody on the committee is female. Who are you going to sleep with?Blanche: Are you insinuating that I cannot win it on merit alone? ... All women?
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