The Golden Girls, Season 3

The Golden Girls (1985-1992) was a popular NBC sitcom about four previously married over-50 women who live together in Miami, sharing their various experiences together and enjoying themselves despite hard times more »

Dorothy:
Okay girls, which goes better, the silver chain or the pearls?

Rose:
The chain.

Blanche:
An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?

Rose:
Well that may be, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.

Blanche:
Yes, but, the chain leads the eye even lower, to that huge "spare tire," jutting out over those square manly hips.

Dorothy Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly To Live"?

Blanche:
Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?

Dorothy:
[angrily] Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!!

Rose:
See, Blanche, you don't know any more than I do. I'm going to run for Fashion Show Chairman.

Blanche:
Well, you're just wasting your time. Who on that fashion committee is going to vote for you? I'm gonna win.

Rose:
Well, I don't see how that's possible. Everybody on the committee is female. Who are you going to sleep with?

Blanche:
Are you insinuating that I cannot win it on merit alone? ... All women?

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