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Simon: [about finding dates for Will's birthday party] Maybe I'll see what Carli's up to.Jay: Not being seen dead with you in a million years, is what she's up to.Simon: Oh, I'm sorry, Russell Brand, who are you bringing again?Jay: Don't worry about me, mate, I'm up to my neck in sluts at the moment. Maybe I'll bring my new f***-buddy along, that little blonde barmaid from the Fox and Hounds.Neil: You pulled a barmaid? Nice!Will: Has she got any special dietary requirements? It's just I've never cooked for an imaginary woman before.Jay: Well, I know she's not allergic to nuts - my nuts...Simon: - brilliant...Jay: - or my cock.Will: She only eats small portions then?Jay: Well I didn't hear your mum complaining... although her mouth was full at the time.Will: Yep. Good one.

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