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Will: (to Simon) I need you to do somethingSimon: Ok what is it?Will: Have a look at my cock.Simon: (nervously) Ummm...Will: Not in a gay way. It's just that something's gone wrong.Simon: I think looking at your cock in any way is a bit gay.Will: Please, I'm serious. All my pubes have fallen out.Simon: What?Will: I was asleep at school, and...I must have had a wet dream because when I woke up it was all sticky, and...Simon: You spunked in the common room?Will: Yes, but listen...I went home to clean up, and all my pubes came off in the shower.Simon: You spunked yourself, in the common room, during the day...when there were people around?Will: (matter of factly) Yes.Simon: And then your pubes fell out?Will: (exasperated) Yes!Simon: I think this is way out of my league.Will: Look, you've got to help me. I've got that date with Daisy tonight, and if she touches or at least sees the bald old fella, what's she going to think?Simon: That you're a porn star?Will: Simon, look at me: I don't think she's going to think I'm a porn star!Simon: Maybe you could draw some pubes on with a marker pen.Will: (sarcastic) Oh yes, then maybe I'll draw a six-pack on my stomach! Or a longer cock!Simon: Or maybe stuff a wig down there.Will: (exasperatedly sarcastic) Oh...good idea! A cock wig!

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