Kenzi: [looking through Trick's book] Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make it fall off.Bo: [raises her shot glass] To his wang! May it rest in peace.Kenzi: Yeah, we hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with- A bad case of "Toadstool-itis."Bo: [laughs] That can't be a real thing.Kenzi: It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?Bo: No! Besides, it's not the waitress' fault! I mean, Hale is right. Dyson can be mighty convincing.Kenzi: Yeah, but with the right spell, he can be completely neutered.Bo: Yeah! [they clink shot glasses] Right there!Kenzi: Know what we should do?Bo: What?Kenzi: We should invoke Baba Yaga.Bo: Baba-what-now?Kenzi: [whispers] Baba Yaga. Every young Russian devotchka is taught to fear the old witch who lives deep in the lost woods, in a cottage made of bones.Bo: Sounds kind of drafty.Kenzi: The bones of young girls who don't do what they're told.Bo: Oh my- You are scared of this Baba Gaga.Kenzi: Baba YAGA, and yeah, she's horrible! Horrible- But, you know, occasionally she'll help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them! [points at herself and Bo] Uhh?Bo: Okay, I'm listening-Kenzi: Okay, you get a mirror, you say her name three times, you tell her the name of the dude you want cursed-Bo: Bye bye wolf junk?Kenzi: Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.Bo: No, no- We can't curse Dyson! I mean, he sacrificed his love for me to save my life. i mean, deep down, we know he's all noble.
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