Lost Girl, Season 2

Kenzi:
[looking through Trick's book] Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make it fall off.

Bo:
[raises her shot glass] To his wang! May it rest in peace.

Kenzi:
Yeah, we hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with- A bad case of "Toadstool-itis."

Bo:
[laughs] That can't be a real thing.

Kenzi:
It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?

Bo:
No! Besides, it's not the waitress' fault! I mean, Hale is right. Dyson can be mighty convincing.

Kenzi:
Yeah, but with the right spell, he can be completely neutered.

Bo:
Yeah! [they clink shot glasses] Right there!

Kenzi:
Know what we should do?

Bo:
What?

Kenzi:
We should invoke Baba Yaga.

Bo:
Baba-what-now?

Kenzi:
[whispers] Baba Yaga. Every young Russian devotchka is taught to fear the old witch who lives deep in the lost woods, in a cottage made of bones.

Bo:
Sounds kind of drafty.

Kenzi:
The bones of young girls who don't do what they're told.

Bo:
Oh my- You are scared of this Baba Gaga.

Kenzi:
Baba YAGA, and yeah, she's horrible! Horrible- But, you know, occasionally she'll help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them! [points at herself and Bo] Uhh?

Bo:
Okay, I'm listening-

Kenzi:
Okay, you get a mirror, you say her name three times, you tell her the name of the dude you want cursed-

Bo:
Bye bye wolf junk?

Kenzi:
Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.

Bo:
No, no- We can't curse Dyson! I mean, he sacrificed his love for me to save my life. i mean, deep down, we know he's all noble.