Bud: Dad, why are you dressed like that?T-shirt: I'M WITH ANDYAl: Little Andy Maynard is having his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. He is going to have pizza! [Al wraps present] Of course there is nothing in the box, but when they realize that, I will be full and gone!Bud: Dad, did you ever have to date two women at once?Al: Did I? You are talking to Old #33 here!! Do you know why they called me that?Bud: Because the maximim you ever had in your savings account was $33?Al: No! Because those are the number of girls who were all over me! My recommendation is to go with both until you tire out.Bud: Did I also mention one of them is over 40 and my teacher?[Al removes T-shirt]Al{more serious tone}: No you did not, son. Change of plans.Bud: How come?Al: Bud, it could be possible a cougar is not after you, she could be after the Bundy fortune.Bud: Dad, it can't be. She can exceed our family's money from the items in her car trunk.
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