Married... with Children, Season 6

Bud:
Dad, why are you dressed like that?

T-shirt:
I'M WITH ANDY

Al:
Little Andy Maynard is having his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. He is going to have pizza! [Al wraps present] Of course there is nothing in the box, but when they realize that, I will be full and gone!

Bud:
Dad, did you ever have to date two women at once?

Al:
Did I? You are talking to Old #33 here!! Do you know why they called me that?

Bud:
Because the maximim you ever had in your savings account was $33?

Al:
No! Because those are the number of girls who were all over me! My recommendation is to go with both until you tire out.

Bud:
Did I also mention one of them is over 40 and my teacher?

[Al removes T-shirt]

Al{more serious tone}:
No you did not, son. Change of plans.

Bud:
How come?

Al:
Bud, it could be possible a cougar is not after you, she could be after the Bundy fortune.

Bud:
Dad, it can't be. She can exceed our family's money from the items in her car trunk.