Jay: [about a comedian] You're going to love him. Trust me, the guy's hilarious.Gloria: Okay, tell me one of his jokes.Jay: Well, he doesn't do jokes.Gloria: Does he have a mallet?Jay: No.Gloria: So then how does he get hit in the head?Jay: He doesn't get hit in the head. He makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way- come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.Gloria: Who the hell is Johnny Carson?Jay: Oh, for God's sake.[Cut to Jay and Gloria talking to the camera]Jay: Gloria and I are from different generations, and I won't lie, it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon & Garfunkel were my lawyers.Gloria: No I didn't.Jay: It's a joke.Gloria: I don't get it.Jay: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.Gloria: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
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