Claire: So where is she? Where's Mom?Jay: Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.Mitchell: [to Claire] I thought she was coming with you.Claire: Oh, no, no, I haven't seen Mom since, let's see....oh! she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night!Jay: WHAT?!?Mitchell: NO, MY GOD!!Claire: Yeah, yeah. And then, she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep and then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie!"Jay: What the hell is she doing, he's half her age![Mitchell and Claire give sarcastic looks at him and Gloria]Jay: Don't say it.Gloria: [slurringly] I think it's sweet. Love is beautiful, it has no age. When it's meant to be, it's meant to be...that is the question.Claire: Dad, what's going on over there?Jay: She was a little nervous about your mother being here, so she tried her first Xanax and washed it down with a shot of tequila.
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