Cameron: [playing with Lily on his lap as Mitchell comes in] Hey daddy, how was the farmer's market?Mitchell: Well, it was great but...guess what the new spinach is?Cameron: Umm..radicchio?Mitchell: [pulling a bunch out of his basket] Kale!Cameron: [gasps] No!Mitchell: I know, I was just as blown away as you are.Cameron: Well, I guess we're going to have to...[leans close to Lily, claps and speaks in a very happy voice]...adopt, yay, a new attitude towards kale. Maybe we'll even adopt!! [clap clap clap] a new vinaigrette! Adopt! Yaaay!Mitchell: K, what's going on here?Cameron: I'm taking the negative charge out of the word adopted [to Lily] Yay!Mitchell: What did Oprah do now?Cameron: Well, she had a girl on who, at sixteen, found out that she was [covers Lily's ears] adopted and felt betrayed and ran away and became a stripper. And not the heart-of-gold kind, the by-the-airport kind.Mitchell: [strained grin] Okay.Cameron: Alright, go get your gavel, Judge JudyMitchell: No, not at all. I'm adopting [cheers, Cam claps near Lily] a tolerant attitude towards your flights of lunacy.Cameron: [to Lily] Adopting! Yay!
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