Modern Family, Season 2

Cameron:
[playing with Lily on his lap as Mitchell comes in] Hey daddy, how was the farmer's market?

Mitchell:
Well, it was great but...guess what the new spinach is?

Cameron:
Umm..radicchio?

Mitchell:
[pulling a bunch out of his basket] Kale!

Cameron:
[gasps] No!

Mitchell:
I know, I was just as blown away as you are.

Cameron:
Well, I guess we're going to have to...[leans close to Lily, claps and speaks in a very happy voice]...adopt, yay, a new attitude towards kale. Maybe we'll even adopt!! [clap clap clap] a new vinaigrette! Adopt! Yaaay!

Mitchell:
K, what's going on here?

Cameron:
I'm taking the negative charge out of the word adopted [to Lily] Yay!

Mitchell:
What did Oprah do now?

Cameron:
Well, she had a girl on who, at sixteen, found out that she was [covers Lily's ears] adopted and felt betrayed and ran away and became a stripper. And not the heart-of-gold kind, the by-the-airport kind.

Mitchell:
[strained grin] Okay.

Cameron:
Alright, go get your gavel, Judge Judy

Mitchell:
No, not at all. I'm adopting [cheers, Cam claps near Lily] a tolerant attitude towards your flights of lunacy.

Cameron:
[to Lily] Adopting! Yay!