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[Monk, Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher are in Stottlemeyer's office]Capt. Stottlemeyer: Close the door. [Randy closes the door] What you are about to see cannot leave this room. The tabloids would pay a million dollars for this videotape. It's from the surveillance camera near the crime scene. [Randy presses play on the tape]Lt. Disher: The alley's a dead end. This is the only way in. The side door to the radio station was wired to an alarm, so we know it wasn't opened.Capt. Stottlemeyer: The bottom line: we can tell for sure who was or was not there. [Monk pretends playing the clarinet] What the hell are you doing? [Monk signals to Stottlemeyer to wait a minute]Sharona: Oh, uh, he's practicing.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Really?Sharona: Willie Nelson invited him to sit in with his band.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well, he may be live from Folsom Prison. Check this out. Go ahead. [Randy presses play on the tape. On the tape, Mrs. Mass pass by the camera as she enters the alleyway, tapping her cane as she feels around] Yeah, there goes Mrs. Mass. Tap, tap, tap. She goes into the alley. Fast-forward. [Randy fast forwards the tape a few minutes; Sonny Cross walks by the camera] And there goes the soon-to-be-late Sonny Cross. [A few seconds after Sonny Cross enters, Willie Nelson runs past the camera] And there goes Willie Nelson. Nobody else goes in or out. Pretty much a slam dunk.Sharona: Are you gonna arrest him?Capt. Stottlemeyer: D.A.'s ready to move. I'm waiting for some tests from the lab. Maybe tomorrow. [turns to Randy] Call your mom. Tell her to set the VCR. We're gonna be on the 6:00 news.Monk: Captain, what about the note on the door?Capt. Stottlemeyer: My videotape trumps your note. Ask any lawyer.Monk: I don't know.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Monk, look. My heroes have been always been cowboys too. It's either "A," the blind woman, who has zero motive, or it's "B," your buddy, the Red-Headed Stranger.Lt. Disher: Who had motive, means and opportunity, and was the identified by the only witness at the scene.Capt. Stottlemeyer: "A" or "B", Monk?Monk: I think it's "C".Capt. Stottlemeyer: "C"? What the hell is "C"?Monk: I don't know yet.

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