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[J.J. hands Monk a set of headphones]'J.J.: Here you go, buddy.Monk: I'm okay. It's okay.Natalie: Don't do this!Little Willie: Come on.Natalie: Please be careful.J.J.: This is exciting!Monk: [snaps his fingers in Natalie's direction] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.[J.J. records and plays Monk's voice back. Monk wipes down his headset]Max Hudson: Okay, folks, you've got to see this. Uh, first of all, his shirt is buttoned up to his eyeballs, and he's swabbing out his headphones with a baby wipe.Monk: This is not a baby wipe. This is…this is an adult wipe.Max Hudson: Oh, I'm corrected.J.J.: You've gotta know the difference.Little Willie: One of those, oh…Max Hudson: Sorry about that one.J.J.: Hey, Adrian, let me ask you something. When you go to a crime scene, do you take a police car or a short yellow bus? :[Max claps happily with approval]Natalie: Mr. Monk, you don't have to answer that.Monk: No, no, I'll be happy to. I'll be happy to answer that. Natalie drives me.Max Hudson: Oh, I bet she does. [J.J. plays a sexy woman's sound. Natalie glares at them, mortified] She's driving me, baby.Little Willie: Who's driving Natalie?J.J.: Natalie.Max Hudson: I want to change your tires.J.J.: Natalie.Little Willie: I'll volunteer for that.[Monk puts a wipe over his microphone, causing static feedback in the jockeys' headsets]Max, J.J. and Little Willie: Ow! Ow!Max Hudson: You're hurting me!J.J. and Little Willie: Ow! Oooh!Max Hudson: This guy's great. He's possessed.J.J.:' [raises fist] Yo, Adrian![beat]Monk: Yo.[The jockeys burst out laughing, until Max signals for them to stop]J.J.: What is going on there?Max Hudson: Okay, we just lost a third of our audience. All righty, then! So, just for the record, you're here because of my sister-in-law?Little Willie: Loony Linda!Max Hudson: That's right, Loony Linda, who thinks I murdered my wife. Isn't that charming?

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