[Max Hudson comes home to find the police outside his house and Randy on the front driveway]Max Hudson: What, uh…what's going on?Lt. Randall Disher: Well I could tell you, but Adrian Monk wants to tell you himself. He's upstairs. After you. [Cuts to Max entering the bedroom, where Monk, Natalie, Linda Riggs, and Stottlemeyer are waiting for him]Max Hudson: Linda? Uh-huh. I don't know the legal definition of harassment, but this is pretty close. [Stottlemeyer hands Max a paper]Capt. Stottlemeyer: Mr. Hudson, that's a search warrant. You've been duly served.Max Hudson: Ah, sure, okay. Knock yourself out. You're just embarrass yourselves, again.Monk: It's over, Max. We know how you did it. We know what you were doing every day at 2:00 PM.Natalie: You were next door!Max Hudson: That's right, I was. I was house sitting. I was watering their plants.Max Hudson: Nah, you were training their dog.Capt. Stottlemeyer: We replayed the tape of the show you made the morning your wife died. That was the day you introduced your new catchphrase, "Jangle my tenders."Lt. Disher: "Jiggle me timbers," sir.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Jiggle me timbers.Lt. Disher: You never said it before that day or since. I'm a big fan. Well, I was. Unless you're not guilty, in which case, we're all really sorry about all this. Although, I'm pretty sure you're guilty. But if you're not, I'm sorry.Max Hudson: This is insane.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well, it's easy enough to prove. [picks up a walkie-talkie and speaks into it] Let's do it.[Cuts to a police officer talking to the next door neighbor while carrying a portable radio. He presses play]Max Hudson: [on tape] ...Friday and, by the way, I saw it last night. Jiggle me timbers! [The dog takes off and darts through the dividing hedge]Little Willie: [on tape] Hey Max, where did you get that? "Jiggle me timbers"…
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