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[Oates is outside on the porch, and looks up to see Monk handcuffing himself to the grain drill]Farmhand Oates: Mr. Monk?Monk: Oates? Oates! Thank, God! Where's Randy?Farmhand Oates: He's asleep. I can't help but noticing that you're handcuffing yourself to that grain drill.Monk: I inhaled some reefer.Farmhand Oates: I got you.Monk: It's gonna kick in any minute.Farmhand Oates: Okay.Monk: Here's the thing. I can't tolerate any drugs or medications. It's my metabolism. I don't know what…I don't know what's gonna happen to me. I might go berserk! I might hurt somebody. Oates, dude…here. Here. [Monk throws the handcuff keys to Oates] Listen, whatever happens, don't unlock me. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY! Even if I'm begging you! Oh, my God. Here it comes! Oh, God! I think it's starting!Farmhand Oates: We're talking about marijuana, right?Monk: UH-OH! [stands up, and starts shaking, and jumping around] RIVERDANCE! Oh! Oh! I can feel it! I'm getting hungry!Farmhand Oates: Did you have dinner? Got some pecan pie in the fridge.Monk: IT'S THE MUNCHIES! Oates, whatever you do, don't put anything near my mouth!Farmhand Oates: Can do! But I gotta say, you know, I've had some experience in this area, and I don't think you're stoned at all.Monk: No! Oh, no! I SEE LIGHTS FLICKERING!Farmhand Oates: Yeah. They're fireflies. [The sprinklers start spraying water, and Monk gets drenched]Monk: What was that? What was that?!Farmhand Oates: It's 8:00! Irrigation sprinklers. [Monk suddenly calms down]Monk: Do they come on every night all over the property?Farmhand Oates: Every night.Monk: Oates. I know how he did it. I know how Belmont killed Randy's uncle. Get me out of this.Farmhand Oates: Okie doke. One minute you're hand-cuffing yourself to a piece of farm machinery, sobbing like a schoolgirl, the next minute you're putting all the pieces together like Sherlock Holmes. Which is the real Adrian Monk?Monk: Yeah, I like to think that a man is made up of many different-Farmhand Oates: I think it's the schoolgirl.Monk: Yeah, you're probably right.

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