List of voters for the quote

Monk: [pushes the button for the interrogation room speakers] Excuse me, could you fix the blinds, please?Capt. Stottlemeyer: I don't feel like it.Monk: I wasn't asking you, ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you to fix the blinds.Helen Hubbert: Who is that?Monk: I'm with the FBI [pause], in Washington D.C., [pause] watching you on my computer [pause] screen.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Don't listen to him, ma'am, he is not in Washington...Monk: Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to fix the blinds, and while you're at it pick up the Styrofoam pieces scattered about the room.Capt. Stottlemeyer: He is not a federal agent.Monk: Yes, he, I am.Capt. Stottlemeyer: No, he's not! He's an ex-cop who hates himself, and hates his life, and isn't happy unless EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS MISERABLE AS HE IS!Monk: Miss Hubbert, I'm sure you wouldn't want us to inform the school board about your little drinking problem.Helen Hubbert: How, how?Monk: How?! We're the FBI, that's how!Capt. Stottlemeyer: Oh, for God's sakes, he can see the flask in your pocket!Monk: And I'm sure you wouldn't want the IRS to know about your second job. You have been moonlighting as a waitress, haven't you? Have you been reporting all of your tips?Capt. Stottlemeyer: He's looking inside your purse! He can see your wad of singles! [looks towards Monk and Natalie] Hey, hey! Mr. FBI-Man! Here. [takes a shoe and smudges it against the glass pane of the interrogation room] What do you think of that?!Monk: Leland, you can put this woman away for the rest of her life. Linda Fusco will still be guilty.[Monk and Natalie walk away]

This page is about the voters of this show quote.

Nobody has voted yet.

Share your thoughts on this show quote voters with the community:

0 Comments

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    In which movie does this quote appear: "Here's looking at you, kid."?
    A In the Line of Fire
    B Casablanca
    C Taxi Driver
    D Unforgiven