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[Two kindergarten kids want to give Harold a poster of him as he is walking with Joey]Kindergarten Teacher: They wanted to give you this. [hands Harold and Joey a poster]Little Girl: It's a picture of you!Harold Krenshaw: That's me, huh? [Looks at the sketch of him] Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!Joey Krenshaw: I'm surprised you can stand up! [They laugh together. Harold notices a bridge]Harold Krenshaw: And what is that?Little Boy: The Golden Gate Bridge.Harold Krenshaw: Really? What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen? [to the kids] What's the matter with you? [takes a Sharpie and draws a few suspension cables onto the kids' drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge] NOW it's a bridge.Joey Krenshaw: It's basic physics.Kindergarten Teacher: They're only six years old.Harold Krenshaw: They're not gonna learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.Joey Krenshaw: [notices an unusual looking black object in the upper left corner] What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!Harold Krenshaw: Yeah! It looks like Mothra! Remember that old movie? [Harold and Joey scream and snarl like the birds in the movie in question. The kids recoil, terrified]Kindergarten Teacher: [nervously] You're on the school board?Harold Krenshaw: Yeah. [Joey's cell phone rings]Joey Krenshaw: Hello?Dr. Levine: Mr. Krenshaw?Joey Krenshaw:' That's right.Dr. Levine: This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition. I'm afraid it doesn't look good. You might want to think about coming home to say goodbye.Joey Krenshaw: How long does he have?Dr. Levine: Five days, maybe a week. I'm sorry, sir.Joey Krenshaw: Thank you, doctor. [He walks back over to Harold, who in this time has written all sorts of comments over the kids' poster] All right, kids, you've got your notes. Why don't you go back to school and try again? [Hands the poster over to them]Harold Krenshaw: That was nice. Who was that [on the phone]?Joey Krenshaw: Cousin, that was money calling, endorsement money. You ever heard of Neptune Energy Bars?Harold Krenshaw: No.Joey Krenshaw: Well, they've heard of you. They want to pay you $10,000 to be in their next commercial.Harold Krenshaw: Really?Joey Krenshaw: Yeah, they're on a tight schedule. They need to shoot tomorrow morning. You think you're up for it?

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