Monk, Season 6

[Two kindergarten kids want to give Harold a poster of him as he is walking with Joey]

Kindergarten Teacher:
They wanted to give you this. [hands Harold and Joey a poster]

Little Girl:
It's a picture of you!

Harold Krenshaw:
That's me, huh? [Looks at the sketch of him] Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!

Joey Krenshaw:
I'm surprised you can stand up! [They laugh together. Harold notices a bridge]

Harold Krenshaw:
And what is that?

Little Boy:
The Golden Gate Bridge.

Harold Krenshaw:
Really? What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen? [to the kids] What's the matter with you? [takes a Sharpie and draws a few suspension cables onto the kids' drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge] NOW it's a bridge.

Joey Krenshaw:
It's basic physics.

Kindergarten Teacher:
They're only six years old.

Harold Krenshaw:
They're not gonna learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.

Joey Krenshaw:
[notices an unusual looking black object in the upper left corner] What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!

Harold Krenshaw:
Yeah! It looks like Mothra! Remember that old movie? [Harold and Joey scream and snarl like the birds in the movie in question. The kids recoil, terrified]

Kindergarten Teacher:
[nervously] You're on the school board?

Harold Krenshaw:
Yeah. [Joey's cell phone rings]

Joey Krenshaw:
Hello?

Dr. Levine:
Mr. Krenshaw?

Joey Krenshaw:
' That's right.

Dr. Levine:
This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition. I'm afraid it doesn't look good. You might want to think about coming home to say goodbye.

Joey Krenshaw:
How long does he have?

Dr. Levine:
Five days, maybe a week. I'm sorry, sir.

Joey Krenshaw:
Thank you, doctor. [He walks back over to Harold, who in this time has written all sorts of comments over the kids' poster] All right, kids, you've got your notes. Why don't you go back to school and try again? [Hands the poster over to them]

Harold Krenshaw:
That was nice. Who was that [on the phone]?

Joey Krenshaw:
Cousin, that was money calling, endorsement money. You ever heard of Neptune Energy Bars?

Harold Krenshaw:
No.

Joey Krenshaw:
Well, they've heard of you. They want to pay you $10,000 to be in their next commercial.

Harold Krenshaw:
Really?

Joey Krenshaw:
Yeah, they're on a tight schedule. They need to shoot tomorrow morning. You think you're up for it?