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[Monk walks upstairs to a bedroom in Matthew Teeger's house, and sees Julia sitting in a rocking chair with her back to him]Monk: Mrs. Teeger? Julia? Don't be afraid. I'm with the police, ma'am. We think young Matthew may be involved in some things. Do you know where he is, ma'am? We just want to talk to him. [No answer] I... excuse me? Are-are you okay?[He looks again, and sees the chair is rocking because of a breeze from the open window]Monk: Are... are you dead?[He picks up a hairbrush with a tissue and edges forward]Monk: Please be alive... please be alive... please be alive... please don't be one of those skeleton ladies... [The camera angle reveals that it actually is a skeleton. Monk nudges the chair with the hairbrush. The figure pitches forward, and a glass eyeball plops to the floor]Monk: Please be dead! Please be dead! [he drops the handkerchief, disgusted][Cuts to Monk in Dr. Kroger's office]Monk: [grabbing a tissue] I just want to thank you again for seeing me on such short notice. Were you sleeping?Dr. Charles Kroger: No, no, no, happy to do it.Monk: Your wife wasn't too happy. I could hear her in the background.Dr. Charles Kroger: No, Madeleine is fine. It's part of the job and she knows that.Monk: Does she have Tourette syndrome?Dr. Charles Kroger: [thinking for a while] Yes! Yes she does. So, uh, a glass eyeball?Monk: The mother died three months ago, the son never reported it.Dr. Charles Kroger: Now, hang on, did the son kill the mother?Monk: Well the doctors say no. It was a heart aneurysm. Her son, Matthew, is an amateur taxidermist. He stuffed her body, carried her from room to room, like nothing happened.Dr. Charles Kroger: Yeah, I've heard of cases like that. You see, he couldn't function without her. And they call it radical cognitive bonding.Monk: At least I never dug Trudy up and had her stuffed and mounted, right?Dr. Charles Kroger: Yes, and I've always been very proud of you for that.

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