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[Randy has been disguised as Matthew Teeger's mother as part of a sting operation, with Monk, Stottlemeyer and a technician handling the operation from the back of a van]Police Technician: Tape is rolling. [sneezes] Could you hand me a Kleenex? [Monk hands him one]Monk: Kills 99.9% of all cold and flu viruses. Only 99.9. [A scratching noise is emitted over the wire]Capt. Stottlemeyer: Randy, what are you doing?[Cuts to upstairs, where Randy, dressed in drag and a gray wig and sitting in a rocking chair, is adjusting his bra]Lt. Disher: My bra's itching. How do they walk around in this stuff?Police Technician: This is a new low.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Actually, it's not a new low. That's the sad part.Lt. Disher: [through his wire] He's never gonna buy this.Monk: Dr. Kroger thinks he will. Matthew Teeger has suffered a pure psychotic break, he's in complete denial. His mother never died, not to him.Capt. Stottlemeyer: The important thing is that we keep him talking.Lt. Disher: What if he has a knife?Capt. Stottlemeyer: He's right. We need a code, a phrase, in case he's in trouble.Lt. Disher: Uh, how about, "Mother of God, he has a knife!"?Capt. Stottlemeyer: No it has to be covert. It has to sound conversational, sound natural.Monk: How about this: "I wish there were ten of them."Capt. Stottlemeyer: Ten of what?Monk: Of anything.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well, you see, Monk. I don't think anyone would say that.Lt. Disher: I've heard people say that.Capt. Stottlemeyer: Look, here's the phrase: "Better late than never."

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