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Monk: [writing a check] "Payable to... Natalie Teeeee.................ger."Natalie: My four favorite words.[Monk starts to slowly tear the check out of his checkbook. He tears it out so slowly that Natalie is able to go to the kitchen to pour herself a cup of coffee and get back just as he pulls the check out and hands it to her]Natalie: Thank you.Monk: Thank you very much. [Natalie stops]Natalie: Um, excuse me, where's the rest of this? I worked Tuesday night, remember? That was overtime.Monk: I thought you were just hanging out.Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, I wasn't "hanging out". I spent seven hours reorganizing the utensil drawer! That was a work!Monk: But, you said it was fun. I-I distinctly remember. I said, "Isn't this fun?" And you said, "Uh-huh," so...Natalie: You mean unless I'm complaining, you're not going to pay me?! Is-is that the new rule?!Monk: Even if I wanted to! I've already torn it out of the checkbook.Natalie: [trying to direct Monk's hand to void her bad check] Yeah, so you just void it out. Wr-write "VOID" right here, then you just write another one!Monk: Natalie! I can't do that. If it were up to me...Natalie: Of course it's up to you!!Monk: I need you to use your inside voice.Natalie: What?! Oh my God!! [screams in frustration] GOD!!!!Monk: I'm a little short on cash right now. But I'm good for it. You know I'm good for it. I'll make up for it. You just keep track-Natalie: Yeah I have been keeping track! It's over $1,800, Mr. Monk![Linda Kloster enters the room, a finger over her lip. Monk and Natalie stop and turn to face her]Linda Kloster: I'm sorry. The door was open. I thought I heard screaming.Natalie: Oh, no, that's just me. I scream every payday.Monk: Can I help you?Linda Kloster: My name is Linda Kloster, husband is Patrick Kloster.Monk: Patrick Kloster? The chess master?Natalie: Yeah I was just reading about him. He's like some kind of supergenius, like, off the charts.Linda Kloster: Yes, well, Patrick has an IQ of 180, four points higher than Albert Einstein's.Monk: Well what can I do for you?Linda Kloster: Well, it's my husband; he's gonna kill someone.Natalie: How do you know?Linda Kloster: He talks about it. He talks about it all the time; he says he has a perfect plan and he's never gonna get caught.Monk: Did he say who he's going to kill?Linda Kloster: Yes. It's me. [pause] He's gonna kill me.

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