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[In voiceover, industrial arts nerd Joe talks about his beloved craft.]Joe: And you know, I like the feel of a board moving smoothly against a sharp saw.Mike [as Joe]: [luridly] ...then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood...Joe: I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust...Servo [as Joe]: [nervously] I put them in my underwear!Joe: ...the bright glare of a welder...Crow [as Joe]: [wobbily] I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw!Servo [as Joe]: Yes!Joe: ...the sharp whine of the power tools…Mike [as Joe]: ...the piercing scream of a freshman…Joe: ...or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.Crow [as Joe]: [wobbily] Tap ta-tap-tap... I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress!Servo: The feeling of chaps with no pants!Joe: ...A wrench...Mike: Let it go, man! Shop class was a long time ago! It's OVER!Joe: ...A plane...Crow [as Joe]: [haltingly] These tools are my friends!Joe: ...or a chisel...Servo: What about girls young man? Girls?Mike: No, no, chisels!Joe: And I feel real good, because I'm a craftsman.Mike [as Joe]: And not a killer!Joe: Of course, I don't know if I'd ever tell my buddies all this. 'Cuz, well, sometimes they laugh when you tell them things like that.Crow [as Joe]: Then they pants you and drag you around the track…

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