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Mugger 2: Alright mate?Mugger 1: Will you lend us your phone mate?Mark: [startled]...What?Mugger 1: Lend us your f***in' phone!Mark: Why?Mugger 2: Well I need to make a call.Mark: ....Dont you have your own phone?Mugger 2: Come on, lend us your phone.Mark: Right... it's just... 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be'!Mugger 1: Do you think we're some pair of shit-houses?Mark: No! God, no! It's just a... It's a BlackBerry and....Mugger 2: Give us your phone! Give us your wallet!Mugger 1: Come on! Before we f***in' do you!Mark: (Do me? Are they going to rape me? Or kill me? If they rape AND kill me, I hope they kill me first....I sort-of win...) [Hands over the phone]Mugger 1: Is that it? You got nothin' else?Mark: [meekly] ...YesMugger 2: What else?Mark: There's my travel card? (That's right, Mark, help the muggers...what do you want, approval?)Mugger 1: [They laugh at Mark's photo] Alright, now piss off!Mark: [inwardly indignant] Oh this really takes the biscuit.Mugger 2: FASTER..."Mark: I thought it was at least the muggers who had to run off. The victim flees -Mugger 1: FASTER!!"Mark: [running] Oh this really leaves a sour taste.

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    In which movie does this quote appear: "I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by"?
    A Pulp Fiction
    B The Big Lebowski
    C Back to the Future
    D Love & Plutonium