Lou: Thomas, you're just in time for another in a series of gripping exchanges and deep thought and personal wisdom.Tommy: What are we talkin' about?Lou: Today's topic is the most number of times they've masturbated in one day.Franco: Yeah, I'm 7, Sean's 4. Lou?Lou: 3.Sean: Just 3?Lou: Well, it's only 8:30, the day's young. I'd go for 4, but I'm doing food prep.Sean: Well, yeah, but it takes a little longer now, I mean, the older you get... don't you need more time in between... you know...Lou: Ejaculations?Sean: Well, I mean, that's if you get technical, I was gonna say jizzes.Tommy: We did have a kid in the old neighborhood, Bobby Morgan, claimed he jacked off 17 times in one 24 hour period.Sean: No way.Franco: 17 times, is that even possible?Tommy: Well, even more amazing than that, it was a school day.Sean: Shit, 17 times.Tommy: Yeah, he said the last time, it pretty much just came out air.Sean: So his cock farted? I mean, come on, if it comes out air, it's a fart.
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