Rescue Me, Season 5

Lou:
Thomas, you're just in time for another in a series of gripping exchanges and deep thought and personal wisdom.

Tommy:
What are we talkin' about?

Lou:
Today's topic is the most number of times they've masturbated in one day.

Franco:
Yeah, I'm 7, Sean's 4. Lou?

Lou:
3.

Sean:
Just 3?

Lou:
Well, it's only 8:30, the day's young. I'd go for 4, but I'm doing food prep.

Sean:
Well, yeah, but it takes a little longer now, I mean, the older you get... don't you need more time in between... you know...

Lou:
Ejaculations?

Sean:
Well, I mean, that's if you get technical, I was gonna say jizzes.

Tommy:
We did have a kid in the old neighborhood, Bobby Morgan, claimed he jacked off 17 times in one 24 hour period.

Sean:
No way.

Franco:
17 times, is that even possible?

Tommy:
Well, even more amazing than that, it was a school day.

Sean:
Shit, 17 times.

Tommy:
Yeah, he said the last time, it pretty much just came out air.

Sean:
So his cock farted? I mean, come on, if it comes out air, it's a fart.