Stix the Rabbit: Ooh! Stix cereal! I gotta have some!Boy & Girl: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!Stix the Rabbit: Just give me a little!Girl: He touched me inappropriately![Stix gets sent to jail. In Jail, Stix rabbit meets Cookie Criminal]Cookie Criminal: Couldn't lay off the sugar right?Stix the Rabbit: [crying] But I can't help myself. My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me!Cookie Criminal: You wanna control the sugar? Stop using and start selling. Here, hook this guy up when you're out.Officer: Rabbit, you're out.Stix the Rabbit: Really? But its only been an hour!Officer: You in Alabama foo', an hour's all you get for touchin' a child[Cut to a scene there a Gudie and Stix Rabbit going around in the jungle]Toucan Sam: Selling's a dangerous business rabbit! Had to kill the Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, even the Cinnamonkey!Toucan Sam: Well, just follow my snout. It's never in doubt.Jungle Guide: (whispers to Stix) A snout that big, it should know more than Einstein. Heh! Heh!Toucan Sam: KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER![All the refugees around Toucan Sam shoot the guide rapidly. We then see a few chiefs made Sugar]Stix the Rabbit: [referring to the cocaine] Wow! Do you have any idea how rich am I going to be selling this cocaine...SUGAR! [realized and telling the audience] I meant to say 'SUGAR'! Okay! (long pause) There![After Stix the rabbit uses sugar to get money wee see children eats suger instead for chocolate, a Bee is used as leverantor. The Stix Rabbit and the Leprechaun are sitting naked in the spa.]Leprechaun: I tell ya, the bleeding boys were following me around, and one little brasser says, "We're after your charms." And so I says, "Forget about me blue diamonds, and worry about me blue balls, ya whore!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!Stix the Rabbit: Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. I never have any idea what you're saying.[Stix Rabbit's assistant steps into the scene.]Assistant: (Whispering in Rabbit's ear) Bad news, boss: the Rice Boys are talking to the cops.Stix the Rabbit: (standing up with his censored pelvis out) Bastards are always talking![Scene cuts to the Rice Boys sitting down and talking to the police officer in a dark room.]Crackle: Okay, okay, I'll crack!Snap: I'll crinkle!Pop: I'll plop!Crackle: The Stix Rabbit made us sell the stuff!Officer: Uh...we only brought you in 'cuz someone turned in your wallet.[Officer holds up wallet. All the Rice Boys look nervous.]Pop: Heh...Must-must've lost it.[Scene Cuts to Tony the Tiger and Capitan Crunch shooting the police]Tony The Tiger: Use the hollow-point bullets. They're G-r-r-r-roovy!Capn' Crunch: Their bones will stay crunchy even when it's soaked in blood! Ha ha![Then the cops kill First the two assistants, then Captain Crunch, Then the police kill Tony the Tiger, who is falling down]Stix the Rabbit: Don´t Shoot! I give up!Policeman 1: He is giving up! Shoot him![Policemen start shooting on him, and Stix Rabbit is soon in heaven]Stix the Rabbit: (Sees a Box of Stix Cereal) Yes! Finally![An Angel appears and says]Angel: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!Stix Rabbit: Noooooooooo!

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