Robot Chicken, Season 1

Stix the Rabbit:
Ooh! Stix cereal! I gotta have some!

Boy & Girl:
Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

Stix the Rabbit:
Just give me a little!

Girl:
He touched me inappropriately!

[Stix gets sent to jail. In Jail, Stix rabbit meets Cookie Criminal]

Cookie Criminal:
Couldn't lay off the sugar right?

Stix the Rabbit:
[crying] But I can't help myself. My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me!

Cookie Criminal:
You wanna control the sugar? Stop using and start selling. Here, hook this guy up when you're out.

Officer:
Rabbit, you're out.

Stix the Rabbit:
Really? But its only been an hour!

Officer:
You in Alabama foo', an hour's all you get for touchin' a child

[Cut to a scene there a Gudie and Stix Rabbit going around in the jungle]

Toucan Sam:
Selling's a dangerous business rabbit! Had to kill the Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, even the Cinnamonkey!

Toucan Sam:
Well, just follow my snout. It's never in doubt.

Jungle Guide:
(whispers to Stix) A snout that big, it should know more than Einstein. Heh! Heh!

Toucan Sam:
KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

[All the refugees around Toucan Sam shoot the guide rapidly. We then see a few chiefs made Sugar]

Stix the Rabbit:
[referring to the cocaine] Wow! Do you have any idea how rich am I going to be selling this cocaine...SUGAR! [realized and telling the audience] I meant to say 'SUGAR'! Okay! (long pause) There!

[After Stix the rabbit uses sugar to get money wee see children eats suger instead for chocolate, a Bee is used as leverantor. The Stix Rabbit and the Leprechaun are sitting naked in the spa.]

Leprechaun:
I tell ya, the bleeding boys were following me around, and one little brasser says, "We're after your charms." And so I says, "Forget about me blue diamonds, and worry about me blue balls, ya whore!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Stix the Rabbit:
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. I never have any idea what you're saying.

[Stix Rabbit's assistant steps into the scene.]

Assistant:
(Whispering in Rabbit's ear) Bad news, boss: the Rice Boys are talking to the cops.

Stix the Rabbit:
(standing up with his censored pelvis out) Bastards are always talking!

[Scene cuts to the Rice Boys sitting down and talking to the police officer in a dark room.]

Crackle:
Okay, okay, I'll crack!

Snap:
I'll crinkle!

Pop:
I'll plop!

Crackle:
The Stix Rabbit made us sell the stuff!

Officer:
Uh...we only brought you in 'cuz someone turned in your wallet.

[Officer holds up wallet. All the Rice Boys look nervous.]

Pop:
Heh...Must-must've lost it.

[Scene Cuts to Tony the Tiger and Capitan Crunch shooting the police]

Tony The Tiger:
Use the hollow-point bullets. They're G-r-r-r-roovy!

Capn' Crunch:
Their bones will stay crunchy even when it's soaked in blood! Ha ha!

[Then the cops kill First the two assistants, then Captain Crunch, Then the police kill Tony the Tiger, who is falling down]

Stix the Rabbit:
Don´t Shoot! I give up!

Policeman 1:
He is giving up! Shoot him!

[Policemen start shooting on him, and Stix Rabbit is soon in heaven]

Stix the Rabbit:
(Sees a Box of Stix Cereal) Yes! Finally!

[An Angel appears and says]

Angel:
Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

Stix Rabbit:
Noooooooooo!