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Doctor: Mr. President, your vitals seem to be all right, there is however one thing thought, your midichlorian count is extremely high.Bush: Does that mean I'm one of them- whata call 'em- Jedis? [thinks then uses the force to pull down the doctors pants] Heheheheheheh.[scene change to Bush and his wife in bed]Laura Bush: Oh not tonight, I'm tired honey.Bush: [mind trick] You're not tired, you wanna have a threesome.Laura Bush: [eyes widen] I'm not tired, I want to have a threesome.Bush: [picks up telephone] Get me Condi! Heheheheh.[scene change to a parking lot at McDonalds; Bush is about to park when Bill Clinton takes his spot]Clinton: Awww, sorry W, Big Mac attack! Yeeeeeeeheeeew! [Bush is angry and uses the force to drop Clinton and his car in a nearby lake] Hey, what the dilly?Bush: Heheheheheheh![scene change to George Bush using lightsaber to carve the words "W wuz hear" into the Lincoln Memorial] Heheh, saber beats rock.[statue lifts up revealing Abraham Lincoln]Bush: What the hell?Lincoln: Who dares disturb my slumber?Bush: Who dares question my...daring...of...his dare?...Jerk!Lincoln: It is I...I who freed the slaves...I who-Bush: Boring! Let's fight! [Lincoln draws a lightsaber and they begin the fight, Bush corners Lincoln]Lincoln: If you strike me down, I shall become - [Bush raises his saber for the kill] No, wait a minute, lemme finish - [gets sliced and dies like Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope'] Agghhh!Bush: That'll teach you, George Washington![scene change to Cloud City where Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his father]Bush: Jenna, get over here right now! I am your father!Jenna: [on the thing Luke was on] That's not true! That's impossible! My real father would let me go clubbing as late as I want! [flips him off]Bush: Why you little - [slices off her middle finger]Jenna: Owwww!Bush: No baby, I'm sorry!Jenna: [she falls] Arrggghh, [distant] you suck!Bush: Nooooooooooo -[scene change to Bush asleep on his desk; he wakes up]Bush: Wa- Was it all just a dream?Senator: [rushes in] Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction!Bush: [tries to do a mind trick] You have found weapons of mass destruction.Senator: Uhh...hi. We haven't.Bush: [tries again] You have.Senator: [sighs] Uh, I don't know what you're doing.Bush: [still waving his hand] Bring me a taco.Senator: Yes sir. [runs out of the office]Bush: Heheheh, tacos rule.

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