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[A giraffe is sinking in quicksand, struggling to get out.]Giraffe: Uh-oh.["Stage One: Denial"]Giraffe: It's no big deal. It's probably not even quicksand. I'm gonna have a good laugh about this tonight with the guys. [Laughs nervously.]["Stage Two: Anger"]Giraffe: Well, this is just f***ing perfect!! Stupid quicksand! Stupid jungle! Ah! I wanna bite someone in the face! Motherf***er!!!!! Motherf***er!!!!!! Motherf***!!!!!!! Ahh! F***!!! That stupid jungle! Uhh!! Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!["Stage Three: Bargaining"]Giraffe: Are you there, God? It's me, Giraffe. Li-listen if you could just give me a mulligan on this quicksand thing, I promise, I promise, no more peeing on your shorter creatures. [Laughs nervously.] We got a deal?["Stage Four: Depression"]Giraffe: [Screams and cries.] MOMMY!!["Stage Five: Acceptance"]Giraffe: You know somethin'? I'm cool with this. I-I bet, I bet heaven has all the tender leaves I can eat and everyone gets their own Slurpee machine. Yeah! Take me sweet death! I await your loving embrace! [The sinking stops.] What? I think I hit the bottom. [The giraffe struggles with no avail.] F***...

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