Robot Chicken, Season 2

[A giraffe is sinking in quicksand, struggling to get out.]

Giraffe:
Uh-oh.

["Stage One:
Denial"]

Giraffe:
It's no big deal. It's probably not even quicksand. I'm gonna have a good laugh about this tonight with the guys. [Laughs nervously.]

["Stage Two:
Anger"]

Giraffe:
Well, this is just f***ing perfect!! Stupid quicksand! Stupid jungle! Ah! I wanna bite someone in the face! Motherf***er!!!!! Motherf***er!!!!!! Motherf***!!!!!!! Ahh! F***!!! That stupid jungle! Uhh!! Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!

["Stage Three:
Bargaining"]

Giraffe:
Are you there, God? It's me, Giraffe. Li-listen if you could just give me a mulligan on this quicksand thing, I promise, I promise, no more peeing on your shorter creatures. [Laughs nervously.] We got a deal?

["Stage Four:
Depression"]

Giraffe:
[Screams and cries.] MOMMY!!

["Stage Five:
Acceptance"]

Giraffe:
You know somethin'? I'm cool with this. I-I bet, I bet heaven has all the tender leaves I can eat and everyone gets their own Slurpee machine. Yeah! Take me sweet death! I await your loving embrace! [The sinking stops.] What? I think I hit the bottom. [The giraffe struggles with no avail.] F***...