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Edward: Steve, you and your wife are wonderful hosts. I'm being sincere.Steve: You know, Julie, I don't think you ever got a tour of the house.Julie: You're right.Steve: Well, come on.[Steve and Julie go upstairs giggling]Edward: More apple pie for us, huh?Steve's wife: Oh, you. [Doorbell rings] Who could that be?[She opens the door]Fanfare: [singing] Trojan Man!Trojan Man: [on horseback] Excuse me, madam, but I am needed upstairs!Steve's wife: Steve![Trojan Man rides upstairs, with Edward and Steve's wife following. The following dialogue is unseen]Fanfare: Trojan Man!Steve: Keep it down.Steve's wife: I knew you acted weird around Julie, you bastard!Trojan Man: Put this on your penis.Steve: Get off! Get off me! Get off me!Edward: Julie, how could you?!Julie: My clothes just fell off.Trojan Man: Her vagina will appreciate your forethought!Edward: Will you shut the f*** up already?! Shut up!Steve's wife: I am leaving you!Fanfare: Trojan Man!Edward: Hey, watch the horse! That was my grandma's- [Crash] Oh, no, you broke it!Trojan Man: That would never happen to a Trojan condom.Fanfare: Trojan Man!Edward: [crying] You said my problem didn't bother you.Julie: It doesn't. I mean, Edward, this doesn't change anything.Edward: It changes everything!Trojan Man: A reservoir tip is for your semen!Julie: I got to get out of here.[Julie leaves the house, with Edward following her]Edward: You're a whore! You ruined my life, you whore![Long pause]Trojan Man: I guess I'd better go.Fanfare: Trojan Man!Steve: [as Trojan Man rides out] Yeah, why don't you just get the f*** outta here? How about that?Fanfare: Trojan Man!Trojan Man: [leaving a box of condoms] Just in case.Announcer: For when you wanna f***! Yeah!

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