Robot Chicken, Season 4

Edward:
Steve, you and your wife are wonderful hosts. I'm being sincere.

Steve:
You know, Julie, I don't think you ever got a tour of the house.

Julie:
You're right.

Steve:
Well, come on.

[Steve and Julie go upstairs giggling]

Edward:
More apple pie for us, huh?

Steve's wife:
Oh, you. [Doorbell rings] Who could that be?

[She opens the door]

Fanfare:
[singing] Trojan Man!

Trojan Man:
[on horseback] Excuse me, madam, but I am needed upstairs!

Steve's wife:
Steve!

[Trojan Man rides upstairs, with Edward and Steve's wife following. The following dialogue is unseen]

Fanfare:
Trojan Man!

Steve:
Keep it down.

Steve's wife:
I knew you acted weird around Julie, you bastard!

Trojan Man:
Put this on your penis.

Steve:
Get off! Get off me! Get off me!

Edward:
Julie, how could you?!

Julie:
My clothes just fell off.

Trojan Man:
Her vagina will appreciate your forethought!

Edward:
Will you shut the f*** up already?! Shut up!

Steve's wife:
I am leaving you!

Fanfare:
Trojan Man!

Edward:
Hey, watch the horse! That was my grandma's- [Crash] Oh, no, you broke it!

Trojan Man:
That would never happen to a Trojan condom.

Fanfare:
Trojan Man!

Edward:
[crying] You said my problem didn't bother you.

Julie:
It doesn't. I mean, Edward, this doesn't change anything.

Edward:
It changes everything!

Trojan Man:
A reservoir tip is for your semen!

Julie:
I got to get out of here.

[Julie leaves the house, with Edward following her]

Edward:
You're a whore! You ruined my life, you whore!

[Long pause]

Trojan Man:
I guess I'd better go.

Fanfare:
Trojan Man!

Steve:
[as Trojan Man rides out] Yeah, why don't you just get the f*** outta here? How about that?

Fanfare:
Trojan Man!

Trojan Man:
[leaving a box of condoms] Just in case.

Announcer:
For when you wanna f***! Yeah!