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[during the news]Jeremy: As men, we all know that you should never, ever buy a woman something with a plug on it. Yeah? We know that.James: I did.Jeremy: What?James: I did.Jeremy: You bought your girlfriend an electrical appliance.James: Yeah, I got her a power drill.Richard: James! James, she's a ballet correspondent.James: Well, that's what she wanted! She said "I want that power drill," so I got it for her!Jeremy: No, she said that, James, but - do you know nothing? Women say they want a power drill, but they don't, they want soap. Women always - they do!James: Yeah, but it's impossible to buy soap for a woman.Richard: Eh? No, hang on, soap's soap. You can't -Jeremy: Oho!James: Hah!Jeremy: Whoa ho! Did you hear that, girls? "Soap is soap."Richard: Well, it is! It's just -Jeremy: Go on, then, buy your wife some Swarfega.Richard: Well, that's great! That's an effective cleaning agent! She'd be chuffed, I'm sure!Jeremy: However. The worst thing you would ever have to buy, ever have to buy a girl is a handbag.Richard: That's pretty bad.Jeremy: Because, even if by some miracle you got the right colour, it would be the wrong shape, it wouldn't have the right number of pockets, it would be last season's handbag-James: Is there a season for handbags?[laughter]Jeremy: Did you hear? Is...oh yes!James: What, there's certain times of the year I can shoot handbags and it's okay?Richard: Yep.[more laughter]Jeremy: No, the fact is, okay, my wife has a handbag; I kid you not, it is this big. [holds up paper cup] And in it, she'll go, "I've lost my mobile phone! Ring it! Ring it, ring it! And you'll say, "If it's in there, you must be able to see it-", "I can't see it!"

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