Lafayette: You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?Sookie: No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.Lafayette: [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's hear it! These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They're scared of what's between your legs.Sookie: Lafayette! That's nasty talk, I won't listen to that.Arlene: Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?Lafayette: I know ever man, whether straight, gay, or George motherf***in Bush is terrified of the pussy!Sookie: Lafayette!Dawn: Ooh, what are we talkin about?!Lafayette: Pussy.Arlene: Hey, listen. Not everybody is gay, okay? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.Lafayette: Oh, you would be surprised, Arlene. People you know... that's all I'm sayin.Dawn: Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.Arlene: Me neither.Lafayette: Y'all bitches don't know what you're missing. I got six gears up in these hips!Dawn: No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. You can watch it walk away. Make you wanna slap it?Lafayette: Everybody know that. Everybody been there. John been there.Arlene: Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.Lafayette: I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John? Shit.
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