Bill: Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire?Sookie: No.Bill: Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. We don't have human values like you.Sookie: A lot of humans turn on those who trust them, too. [takes out a silver chain and wraps it around her neck] I'm not a total fool.Bill: Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries. There is one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine.Sookie: Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!Bill: You want to drink the blood they collected?Sookie: [disgusted] No!Bill: I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. Improves their sex life.Sookie: I am as healthy as a horse, and I have no sex life to speak of, so ... you can just keep it.Bill: You could always sell it.Sookie: [firmly] I wouldn't touch it.Bill: [leans in close] What are you?Sookie: Well, I-I'm Soo-I'm Sookie Stackhouse, and I'm a waitress. What's your name?Bill: Bill.Sookie:[giggles] Bill? I thought it might be Antoine, or Basil, or - or like Langford, maybe. But Bill? Vampire Bill! [laughs]
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