True Blood, Season 1

Bill:
Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire?

Sookie:
No.

Bill:
Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. We don't have human values like you.

Sookie:
A lot of humans turn on those who trust them, too. [takes out a silver chain and wraps it around her neck] I'm not a total fool.

Bill:
Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries. There is one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine.

Sookie:
Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!

Bill:
You want to drink the blood they collected?

Sookie:
[disgusted] No!

Bill:
I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. Improves their sex life.

Sookie:
I am as healthy as a horse, and I have no sex life to speak of, so ... you can just keep it.

Bill:
You could always sell it.

Sookie:
[firmly] I wouldn't touch it.

Bill:
[leans in close] What are you?

Sookie:
Well, I-I'm Soo-I'm Sookie Stackhouse, and I'm a waitress. What's your name?

Bill:
Bill.

Sookie:
[giggles] Bill? I thought it might be Antoine, or Basil, or - or like Langford, maybe. But Bill? Vampire Bill! [laughs]