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[at Fangtasia, about Jessica]Eric: She's your punishment, not mine. What am I supposed to do with her?Jessica: Excuse me! I can hear you, mister rude! I wanna go to the bar. I wanna be one of those dancers. I'm hungry.Bill: She won't listen to me! It will take more time than I have to teach her obedience.Jessica: I don't obey anybody! Those days are over.Eric: Can't handle one little girl, Bill? New ones can be like this. Man up my friend. She's not even one night old.Bill: That is not the issue!Eric: [to Jessica] You want to stay with you maker, don't you?Jessica: No, he's a dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!... You're cute. Can I sit in your lap?Eric: No.Jessica: Why? Nobody let's me have any fun. F***ers!Eric: [to Jessica] Sit down and shut up! Close the door. [turning to Bill] See, you have to be tough with them or they'll walk all over you.Bill: I am well aware of that, but you can see how she is and there are urgent matters to which I must attend!Eric: Sookie Stackhouse? Haven't you done enough for her?Bill: If any harm were to come to her because of my absence, you would be...Eric: [looks at Bill threateningly] What?Bill: Without her helpful skills.Jessica: Let me out! I wanna do something bad!Bill: I would be in your debt. I would return the favor.Eric: Oh, yes you will. You most definitely will. Jessica!Jessica: You don't have to yell at me!Eric: How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds?Jessica: Oh yes sir. Please sir.Eric: [to Bill] See? It's really quite easy.

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