True Blood, Season 1

[at Fangtasia, about Jessica]

Eric:
She's your punishment, not mine. What am I supposed to do with her?

Jessica:
Excuse me! I can hear you, mister rude! I wanna go to the bar. I wanna be one of those dancers. I'm hungry.

Bill:
She won't listen to me! It will take more time than I have to teach her obedience.

Jessica:
I don't obey anybody! Those days are over.

Eric:
Can't handle one little girl, Bill? New ones can be like this. Man up my friend. She's not even one night old.

Bill:
That is not the issue!

Eric:
[to Jessica] You want to stay with you maker, don't you?

Jessica:
No, he's a dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!... You're cute. Can I sit in your lap?

Eric:
No.

Jessica:
Why? Nobody let's me have any fun. F***ers!

Eric:
[to Jessica] Sit down and shut up! Close the door. [turning to Bill] See, you have to be tough with them or they'll walk all over you.

Bill:
I am well aware of that, but you can see how she is and there are urgent matters to which I must attend!

Eric:
Sookie Stackhouse? Haven't you done enough for her?

Bill:
If any harm were to come to her because of my absence, you would be...

Eric:
[looks at Bill threateningly] What?

Bill:
Without her helpful skills.

Jessica:
Let me out! I wanna do something bad!

Bill:
I would be in your debt. I would return the favor.

Eric:
Oh, yes you will. You most definitely will. Jessica!

Jessica:
You don't have to yell at me!

Eric:
How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds?

Jessica:
Oh yes sir. Please sir.

Eric:
[to Bill] See? It's really quite easy.