(André walks to the table where Beck is sitting)André: Hey, Beck.Beck: Hey, André...André: Congrats, you got a free bottle of water. I put a dollar on the machine and two came out.Beck: Thanks but I don't drink water from mountain streams.André: Why not?Beck: Mountain streams are full of fish.André: So?Beck: Fish pee, you are drinking fish pee.Tori: Hey guys! [runs over to the table with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]Beck: Aw, poor Jay Leno.Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]Beck: Oh?Tori: Oh?! That's you and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!Beck: Why are you guys so impressed?Tori: Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!André: And HOT!Tori: Her father's a billionare.André: And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank fish pee.Tori: Explain this!Beck: She is in my yoga class, some paparazzi showed up and took that pic, but we are just friendsTori: And how Jade react when she found you were friend with Alyssa Vaughn?Beck: Jade was cool with it. (Tori made a surprised face) She threw a rock at me.Tori: Yeah, well I will be careful because I don't think Jade is the type to be OK with-Jade: Hey, we're not done talking about this.Beck: I am.Jade: Well, I'm not.Beck: Listen, Alyssa Vaughn is just a friend.Jade: Yeah, a friend who's already sent you six text messages today. [Beck's phone beeps] Seven.Beck: You don't know that's her.Jade: Is it?Beck: [look at his phone and see is Alyssa] What is your favorite tropical fruit?Jade: The mango, and I don't like your new relationship with Alyssa VaughnBeck: It's just a text messageJade: And what does it say? Maybe Hi, Beck, my dad just got richer and I got prettier let's make out.Beck: Let me see if I understand.Jade: Let's see if you do.Beck: Because you and I date I can't be friend with other girlsJade: You can be friends with the ugly girls, but not girls who are gorgeous socialites who text message you a 100 times a dayBeck: You know you (sees Tori and calls her) Tori, Tori, can you come here?Tori: What?Beck: If you were my girlfriend,Jade: (interupts him) Great way to start the question.Beck: Would you be all freaked out that I'm just friends with Alyssa Vaughn?Jade: Who cares what she thinks?Tori: Honestly, I wouldn't love it.Jade: I care what she thinks.Beck: How can you say that? You don't even-Tori: You know, I really don't want to be in the middle of this.Jade: No! You stay right here.Beck: You don't think a girlfriend should trust her boyfriend?Tori: No, I do.Jade: Get out of here, Tori!Tori: I would love to.Beck: Stay.Jade: Alright you know what?!Beck: Tell me what?Tori: No, don't tell him what?Jade: We are done!Tori: Jade!Beck: So are you breaking up with me?Tori: No, no, no, no, no, she is not.Jade: Yeah, I am.Tori: Oh yeah, she is.Beck: You are being ridiculous.Jade: What do you care I'm not your girlfriend anymore! (goes away)Tori: Is that Alyssa Vaughn?!Jade: Yeah, so?Tori: Nothing! Pfft, she's gross! [holds up a french fry] French fry?André: Gross? Look at her! Oh, that girl is smoking hot, I'm serious! ...I should shut up.

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