Victorious, Season 1

(André walks to the table where Beck is sitting)

André:
Hey, Beck.

Beck:
Hey, André...

André:
Congrats, you got a free bottle of water. I put a dollar on the machine and two came out.

Beck:
Thanks but I don't drink water from mountain streams.

André:
Why not?

Beck:
Mountain streams are full of fish.

André:
So?

Beck:
Fish pee, you are drinking fish pee.

Tori:
Hey guys! [runs over to the table with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]

Beck:
Aw, poor Jay Leno.

Tori:
What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]

Beck:
Oh?

Tori:
Oh?! That's you and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!

André:
No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!

Beck:
Why are you guys so impressed?

Tori:
Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!

André:
And HOT!

Tori:
Her father's a billionare.

André:
And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank fish pee.

Tori:
Explain this!

Beck:
She is in my yoga class, some paparazzi showed up and took that pic, but we are just friends

Tori:
And how Jade react when she found you were friend with Alyssa Vaughn?

Beck:
Jade was cool with it. (Tori made a surprised face) She threw a rock at me.

Tori:
Yeah, well I will be careful because I don't think Jade is the type to be OK with-

Jade:
Hey, we're not done talking about this.

Beck:
I am.

Jade:
Well, I'm not.

Beck:
Listen, Alyssa Vaughn is just a friend.

Jade:
Yeah, a friend who's already sent you six text messages today. [Beck's phone beeps] Seven.

Beck:
You don't know that's her.

Jade:
Is it?

Beck:
[look at his phone and see is Alyssa] What is your favorite tropical fruit?

Jade:
The mango, and I don't like your new relationship with Alyssa Vaughn

Beck:
It's just a text message

Jade:
And what does it say? Maybe Hi, Beck, my dad just got richer and I got prettier let's make out.

Beck:
Let me see if I understand.

Jade:
Let's see if you do.

Beck:
Because you and I date I can't be friend with other girls

Jade:
You can be friends with the ugly girls, but not girls who are gorgeous socialites who text message you a 100 times a day

Beck:
You know you (sees Tori and calls her) Tori, Tori, can you come here?

Tori:
What?

Beck:
If you were my girlfriend,

Jade:
(interupts him) Great way to start the question.

Beck:
Would you be all freaked out that I'm just friends with Alyssa Vaughn?

Jade:
Who cares what she thinks?

Tori:
Honestly, I wouldn't love it.

Jade:
I care what she thinks.

Beck:
How can you say that? You don't even-

Tori:
You know, I really don't want to be in the middle of this.

Jade:
No! You stay right here.

Beck:
You don't think a girlfriend should trust her boyfriend?

Tori:
No, I do.

Jade:
Get out of here, Tori!

Tori:
I would love to.

Beck:
Stay.

Jade:
Alright you know what?!

Beck:
Tell me what?

Tori:
No, don't tell him what?

Jade:
We are done!

Tori:
Jade!

Beck:
So are you breaking up with me?

Tori:
No, no, no, no, no, she is not.

Jade:
Yeah, I am.

Tori:
Oh yeah, she is.

Beck:
You are being ridiculous.

Jade:
What do you care I'm not your girlfriend anymore! (goes away)

Tori:
Is that Alyssa Vaughn?!

Jade:
Yeah, so?

Tori:
Nothing! Pfft, she's gross! [holds up a french fry] French fry?

André:
Gross? Look at her! Oh, that girl is smoking hot, I'm serious! ...I should shut up.