Leonard: I have just one question for you. While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you. Well, newsflash, Lady. David Underhill is ten times smarter than me. You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers. Next to him, I am like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes. So my question is, what's up with that?Penny: [crying] Why are you yelling at me?Leonard: Sorry! I'm sorry, sorry. Never mind. We're cool.Penny: Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.Leonard: [chuckling] Really? Why would you say that?Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you?Penny: THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK FROM THAT?! THE GUY IS MARRIED!Leonard: Oh, yeah. I'm sorr-- oh, that's terrible!
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