The Big Bang Theory, Season 2

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Leonard:
I have just one question for you. While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you. Well, newsflash, Lady. David Underhill is ten times smarter than me. You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers. Next to him, I am like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes. So my question is, what's up with that?

Penny:
[crying] Why are you yelling at me?

Leonard:
Sorry! I'm sorry, sorry. Never mind. We're cool.

Penny:
Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.

Leonard:
[chuckling] Really? Why would you say that?

Penny:
Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

Leonard:
He tried to take nude photos of you?

Penny:
THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK FROM THAT?! THE GUY IS MARRIED!

Leonard:
Oh, yeah. I'm sorr-- oh, that's terrible!

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