Bambi: So, your starter for ten, no conferring. Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came to...[Neil buzzes in]Voice-over: Scumbag, Neil.Neil: Er, can I go to the toilet, please?Bambi: No, I'm sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree there. Five-point penalty to Scumbag, full question to Footlights, no conferring. [continuing the question] He came to represent the modal cathodic slip-weight of the...[Lord Monty buzzes in]Voice-over: Footlights, Monty.Lord Monty: Er, now, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk De Wally De Honk?Bambi: Yes, well you're almost there, can you give me any more?Lord Monty: Certainly, will £50 do?Bambi: Absolutely spot on. Well done, Footlights, ten points, and three bonus questions to you. What was the name of...[Lord Snot buzzes in]Lord Snot: Battle of Bannockburn!Bambi: Yes, well that's very well anticipated there. Battle of Bannockburn it is.[Neil buzzes in, almost falling out of his booth]Neil: Buzz, buzz, buzz... err, listen, sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know.Bambi: Yes, well the second bonus question for Footlights, leading by fifteen points, but it's early days yet.Neil: Oh no, guys, I'm just going to have to wee on Lord Snot's head.[An appalled-looking Bambi looks up at Neil, then at the camera, before continuing]Bambi: Who said 'Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire'?[Kendal Mintcake buzzes in]Kendal Mintcake: Lenin!Bambi: Yes, well I can accept that, though the exact answer was Joan of Arc. Well done, Footlights, five points. And what is the chemical equation for...[Ms. Money-Sterling buzzes in]Ms. Money-Sterling: I've got a Porsche. Hee hee!Bambi: [pause] Yes, well that's not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, so Footlights lead by 25 points.Ms. Money-Sterling: Daddy sends hugs. Hee hee!
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