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Bambi: So, starter for ten, fingers on the buzzers. Who is the richest person in the world?[Vyvyan unwittingly buzzes in while tampering with his microphone]Voice-over: Scumbag, Vyvyan.Vyvyan: [pause] What?Rick: [to his team] We're getting thrashed! We're getting completely thrashed! Isn't there some way we can cheat?Neil [feeling desperate for the toilet]: Guys, guys, look. It's beginning to seep out, guys. Please!Mike: It's very simple, Neil. Use the jug.[Mike pours the water out of the jug, and onto Lord Snot]Bambi: Now, I'll have to hurry you, I'll have to hurry you. Who is the richest person in the world?[Lord Snot buzzes in]Voice-over: Footlights, Snot.Lord Snot: It's me, isn't it?Bambi: No, I'm afraid not. Your father's multi-national collapsed early this morning.Lord Snot: Oh, damn![The jug that Neil was using to urinate in falls on top of Lord Snot's head]Bambi: So, with the score... with the score still standing at 25 to nothing, here goes...[Vyvyan buzzes in]Vyvyan: I'm completely bloody sick of this![he stamps a hole in his booth and knocks out Kendal Mintcake]Vyvyan: Give us some easy ones, Bambi, you big bottom boil!Mike: Relax, we can handle this. Vyvyan?Vyvyan: [whilst getting a German World War II grenade ready] Achtung![he throws the grenade into Footlights' booth; Ms. Money-Sterling buzzes in]Ms. Money-Sterling: It's not an automatic...[the grenade explodes, blowing Footlights to smithereens]Mike: Okay, Bambi. Let's hear another.Bambi: So here goes with the starter for ten: What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?[Mike buzzes in]Voice-over: Scumbag, Mike.Mike: Er, 604, Toxteth O'Grady, USA.Vyvyan: I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!Bambi: Ten points, Scumbag, and your question. Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?[Mike buzzes in again]Mike: Toxteth O'Grady.Bambi: Correct, five points.Vyvyan: [to Mike] You bum-bag!Bambi: The world's stupidest bottom burp?[Neil buzzes in]Neil: Rick, Britain!Bambi: Correct, five points.Rick: It is not!Bambi: And finally, for five bonus points to take you into the lead - who's been tampering with my question cards?[Rick buzzes in]Rick: It was me! It was me! [the audience boo at Scumbag] Damn! Damn![Scumbag are constantly booed at, and pelted with rubbish, until they're crushed by a giant éclair. The scene changes when a doctor picks up the éclair]Doctor: Oh no, this sticky bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. [he feeds the éclair to an elephant] Here, Jumbo. Get that down your esophagus.Elephant: Very good.Doctor: Anyway, as I was saying, the most interesting theory...[End credits roll as he is talking]

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