The Young Ones, Series 2
Bambi:
So, starter for ten, fingers on the buzzers. Who is the richest person in the world?
[Vyvyan unwittingly buzzes in while tampering with his microphone]
Voice-over:
Scumbag, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan:
[pause] What?
Rick:
[to his team] We're getting thrashed! We're getting completely thrashed! Isn't there some way we can cheat?
Neil [feeling desperate for the toilet]:
Guys, guys, look. It's beginning to seep out, guys. Please!
Mike:
It's very simple, Neil. Use the jug.
[Mike pours the water out of the jug, and onto Lord Snot]
Bambi:
Now, I'll have to hurry you, I'll have to hurry you. Who is the richest person in the world?
[Lord Snot buzzes in]
Voice-over:
Footlights, Snot.
Lord Snot:
It's me, isn't it?
Bambi:
No, I'm afraid not. Your father's multi-national collapsed early this morning.
Lord Snot:
Oh, damn!
[The jug that Neil was using to urinate in falls on top of Lord Snot's head]
Bambi:
So, with the score... with the score still standing at 25 to nothing, here goes...
[Vyvyan buzzes in]
Vyvyan:
I'm completely bloody sick of this!
[he stamps a hole in his booth and knocks out Kendal Mintcake]
Vyvyan:
Give us some easy ones, Bambi, you big bottom boil!
Mike:
Relax, we can handle this. Vyvyan?
Vyvyan:
[whilst getting a German World War II grenade ready] Achtung!
[he throws the grenade into Footlights' booth; Ms. Money-Sterling buzzes in]
Ms. Money-Sterling:
It's not an automatic...
[the grenade explodes, blowing Footlights to smithereens]
Mike:
Okay, Bambi. Let's hear another.
Bambi:
So here goes with the starter for ten: What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?
[Mike buzzes in]
Voice-over:
Scumbag, Mike.
Mike:
Er, 604, Toxteth O'Grady, USA.
Vyvyan:
I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!
Bambi:
Ten points, Scumbag, and your question. Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
[Mike buzzes in again]
Mike:
Toxteth O'Grady.
Bambi:
Correct, five points.
Vyvyan:
[to Mike] You bum-bag!
Bambi:
The world's stupidest bottom burp?
[Neil buzzes in]
Neil:
Rick, Britain!
Bambi:
Correct, five points.
Rick:
It is not!
Bambi:
And finally, for five bonus points to take you into the lead - who's been tampering with my question cards?
[Rick buzzes in]
Rick:
It was me! It was me! [the audience boo at Scumbag] Damn! Damn!
[Scumbag are constantly booed at, and pelted with rubbish, until they're crushed by a giant éclair. The scene changes when a doctor picks up the éclair]
Doctor:
Oh no, this sticky bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. [he feeds the éclair to an elephant] Here, Jumbo. Get that down your esophagus.
Elephant:
Very good.
Doctor:
Anyway, as I was saying, the most interesting theory...
[End credits roll as he is talking]
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