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[Blackadder has fallen asleep rewriting the dictionary]Baldick: Mr Blackadder, time to wake up.Blackadder: What time is it?Baldrick: Monday morning.Blackadder: [Panicking] Monday morning? Oh my god, I've overslept! Where's the quill? Where's the parchment?Baldrick: I dunno. Maybe Doctor Johnson has got some with him.Blackadder: WHAT?!Baldrick: He's outside!Blackadder: [Screams in horror] AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!![Johnson enters]Johnson: Are you ill, sir?Blackadder: No, you can't have it! I know I said Monday, but I want Baldrick to read it. Which, unfortunately, will mean teaching him to read, which will take about 10 years. But time well spent, I think, because it is such a very good dictionary!Johnson: I don't think so.Blackadder: Oh God, we've been burgled! ... What?Johnson: I think it's an awful dictionary full of feeble definitions and ridiculous verbiage. I've come to ask you to chuck the damned thing in the fire.Blackadder: Are you sure?Johnson: I've never been more sure of anything in my life, sir.Blackadder: I love you, Doctor Johnson, and I want to have your babies. [They embrace, before a random woman appears behind Johnson] Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me, Doctor Johnson, but my Auntie Margery's just arrived. [Turns around - Baldrick now has a dog's head] Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?! [Baldrick waves] Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it? [Johnson, Baldrick and Auntie Margery dance out of the scene, a la sugar plum fairies] It's a bloody dream! Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all.

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