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Mrs Miggins: You just seem to keep missing each other, I can't imagine why! [MacAdder bursts in]MacAdder: I'll tell you why; it's because there's no coffee shop in England big enough for two Blackadders!Blackadder: Ah, good day cousin MacAdder! I trust you are well?MacAdder: Aye, well enough.Blackadder: And Morag?MacAdder: She bides fine.Blackadder: And how how stands that mighty army, the clan MacAdder?MacAdder: They're both well.Blackadder: I always thought Jamie and Angus were such fine boys.MacAdder: Angus is a girl. [pause] So, tell me cousin, I hear you have a cunning plan.Blackadder: I do, I do. I want you to take the place of the Prince Regent, and kill the Duke of Wellington in a duel.MacAdder: Aye, and what's in it for me?Blackadder: Enough cash to buy the Outer Hebrides. What do you think?MacAdder: Fourteen shillings and sixpence? Well, it's tempting...but I've got an even better plan. Why don't I pretend to be the Duke of Wellington and kill the Prince of Wales in a duel? Then I could kill the King and be crowned with the ancient stone bonnet of MacAdder!Mrs. Miggins: And I shall wear the granite gown and limestone bodice of MacMiggins, Queen of all the herds!Blackadder: For God's sake, MacAdder, you are not Rob Roy! You're a top kipper salesman with a reputable firm of Aberdeen fishmongers; don't throw it all away! If you kill the Prince, they'll just send the bailiffs round and arrest you!MacAdder: Oh blast! I forgot the bailiffs.Blackadder: So we can return to our original plan?MacAdder: No, I'm not interested! I'd rather go to bed with the Loch Lomond Monster...and besides, I have to be back in the office by Friday; I promised Mr. McNulty I'd shift a particularly difficult bloater for him! No, forget the whole thing, I'm off home with Miggsie!Mrs. Miggin: Yes, yes! Show me the glen where the kipper roams free! And forget Morag forever!MacAdder: No, never! We must do right by Morag; we must return to Scotland and you must fight her in the old Highland way...bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!Mrs Miggins: Oh, yes, yes! I love babies!MacAdder: You're a woman of spirit; I look forward to bedding you in the old Highland manner! Farewell Blackadder, ya spineless goon! [he and Miggins depart]Blackadder: Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more!

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